TAN TAN BOOKS

That it is a very  grand title  for  quite  a small idea. But Wendy  at the Shekinah Mission on Mutley Plain in Plymouth  and Sue  at the White Lane Art Gallery  on the Barbican in Plymouth have  very kindly allowed Tan Tan Books  to put up a small  display of books and a poster. Thank you all  for that. It is 100 per cent  appreciated. Anyone  else  wanting  to do  the same, please  get in  contact. 

End of the road for Welsh  Wizards and donkeys . With great  reluctance  but acknowledging the passing of time etc shortly going to  remove  donkey picture from home page.

After a  Titantic  struggle involving, among other institutions  Llanelli County Court, the Welsh  Wizard has finally  rolled over and surrendered and returned  the money he  owed. (Over the summer he sent us a  donkey that  was really a  mule and panniers that  were no more than shopping baskets thereby  ruining  our promotional  tour).  Blogs  previous have all the detail. While I have nothing  but admiration  for the Welsh people in general ( I lived  there once) there  are, as my greengrocer  always says, occasional rotten apples in any barrel.  

For latecomers to the party an explantion of the picture on the ABOUT US page. Tan Tan Books had planned  a long  walk  with a  donkey  this summer as part of a promotional  tour. But  due to the strange vicissitudes of the Donkey Owner, known as the Welsh Wizard, whose skull  seems  to be as thick as the mule he sent us, it has all had to be postponed. See blogs passim for details.

Congratulations to Richard Flanagan  for his Booker win. But   yet ANOTHER   account of life on the Burma Railway? How many more  do  we need? And has anyone  rerembered that 100,000 Thai people died  as well?

Tan Tan Books is based in Cornwall. We would be  happy to see  scripts  from  writers in the  region - Devon  even. So far  have had scripts  from all over the  world - including  an  extraordinary  story  from Afghanistan. But nothing local!  Are  writers here   holding out for the  big bucks  from the London publishers?

Heard an interview  with a Scot on the BBC three  days  before the vote. He  said he was  going to  vote No because, " He didn't think  we  were quite ready yet."

What? After  300 years?

Sometimes  you've just  got to gird your loins, pluck up your courage, take a chance and jump.

Otherwise you risk ending up as David Cameron's lunch.

Good  article on the vote  by Paul Mason.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/sep/21/what-now-scotland-young-yes-generation.

A couple of weeks ago I wrote an article for the  WriteWords web site writewords.org.uk/forum/48_454224.asp which  read in part:

'There is a scene that must be familiar in a lot of publishers offices. Someone has had the idea to ask a well known media personality, someone who sparkles in the cut and thrust of TV and radio debate, to write a novel. The manuscript is delivered and the editor begins to read. And then as the pages are turned there is the awful realisation that it is a pale imitation of something dated and long gone, perhaps Agatha Christie or Eric Ambler or Tom Sharpe. The characters are wooden, the whole thing is as flat as a pancake.

It as if the famous broadcaster, in searching for a voice and a theme, has returned to his or her parents bookcase in search of a comfort blanket.

I am not sure why this occurs, but the point is it does seem to happen to most writers. You have to push through and come out the other side. For most new writers these drafts are simply discarded. It is a literary growing up process. For the unfortunate celebrity they end up on the shelves of Waterstones.'

A few days later a review  theguardian.com/books/2014/sep/10/head-of-state-andrew-marr-review-novel-politics of a first novel by the TV pundit Andrew Marr said ( as a criticism) that  it read like a Tom Sharpe novel.

The reviewer then added : 'For me, it was neither funny enough nor exciting enough to make me want to turn the page. While it's not meant to be taken seriously, even a satire has to carry the reader along. The characters were too Cluedo-esque to retain my interest.'

It is a pleasure to  receive scripts  from writers. All  will be  read and commented on. In 2015, with a bit of luck and a fair wind at least one will be published. However such is the wide variety of material that some limits have to be set. Children's stories, poetry, no.  Short  stories  unlikely. The exception  would  obviously be  a book such as Legend of a Suicide by David Vann. A collection of individual  stories that merge finally into something remarkable.  In the next blog I will expand further on what I am looking for in a script. In the meantime if you are  considering sending in a script it would be sensible to  familiarise youreself  with the current  output of Tan Tan Books. ( Kindle version less than the price of fish and chips/hamburger/ glass of wine). If you can offer a script that is compatible with  what has gone before, then we  could  get along....

Wikipedia makes the walls of their castle sufficiently high so that only the brightest and the bravest can scale them. This morning after an hour's work I was knocked back by someone calling him ( or her) self Mean Custard. This confirms a  growing impression  that sites  such as Wikipedia, Twitter, Facebook and Amazon are peopled by precocious 12 year olds. And certainly American. When I posted a short  review for Tombola! by the political magazine Tribune on Amazon it was changed immediately to the Chicago Tribune. The Stars and Stripes  really does  fly  over all our battlements. 

The  idea of adding music to a book is pretty new. In Tombola published in 2007 even if it was possible I dont think anyone considered trying to add the wonderful music of the Touareg that I was trying to describe. Now you just pop in a link. So in One Million Euro the music to which the pilgrims listen as they walk is easily accessible. Just  go to the links page and follow the music section. If Mamani Keita  does not  warm your heart you have  ice in your  veins.